Where The Beard Things Are.

People/things that should cease to exist.

1. emo kids

2. scene kids

3. club kids/rave kids

4. indie rock (with few exceptions)

5. country music

6. rap music

7. wiggers

8. Nickelback

9. reality tv

10. unnecessary math courses

11. ugg boots or any other type of furry boots

12. everyone’s fascination with John Lennon

13. everyone’s fascination with Bob Dylan

14. tv evangelists

15. the republican party

16. lame ass parody movies (Disaster Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, etc.)

17. movies that deal with choreographed dancing

18. Dane Cook

19. Mad TV reruns

20. guys that wear skinny jeans

21. Kanye West sunglasses

22. shitty horror movie remakes

23. Superman

24. people who think zombies have the ability to run

25. Uwe Boll

26. Larry the Cable Guy

27. false metal (screamo, hardcore)

28. people who wear baseball hats but don’t go for that team (fashion statement)

29. the notion that dressing emo/goth makes you different

30. Star Wars episodes I-III

more to come.


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